thespacegoat

tacosdeasadero:

tacosdeasadero:

 Um, look, buddy, 2003 Dennis, okay, he was Grade-A prime beefcake. No one is disputing that. He was a stallion. But 2008 Dennis is in decline. Take a look at Rex here. That is a body that just won’t quit. I bet if you pop these pants off, you’re gonna find a bird that just won’t quit either. And I think that’ll come in handy in this situation. I think the problem here is that your body quit. Your bird quit. And unfortunately, it’s no longer legit.

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godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day